Well, my homework was in my car which on the way to school today got hit by a semi driver. I was rushed to the hospital and I tried to explain to them that I desperately needed my homework. They all thought I was delirious.

I was recently diagnosed with short term memory loss and so everything that I don’t want to hear goes in one ear and out the other. So you see I couldn’t possibly remember to do my homework because I don’t even remember hearing you say we had homework.

I figured since you were gone yesterday that I didn’t have to do my homework either.

I asked the smartest man in the world to help me with my homework and he couldn’t figure it out so I figured that it was to complicated for me to do.

I was on my way to school and I fell into some sinking sand and I tried to hold on to my homework as tight as I could but the sinking sand took it. I tried to grab for it but I was fearful of losing my life so I unfortunately let it go.

My 96’ purple Eclipse

My car can beat Tony Stewart in the blink of an eye

No one tries to race because they know they will lose.

My car travels at the speed of light, actually it’s almost faster if I put the pedal to the metal.

The paint is so shiny it’s like looking into a mirror.

The exterior is so tough that not even the biggest rocks can dent or scratch it.

Nothing can faze it, not even snow, rain, mud, anything you name it.

Christmas

Walking through the white blanket that covers the ground

Find the perfect tree to cut and take home.

Wack, Wack, Wack! The tree walls down with a hard thud.

Tie the tree to the roof of the car to carry home.

Everyone gathers around to decorate the holy shrine, known as the Christmas tree.

Christmas Eve and everyone is asleep. Awaiting Santa to bring them everything they’ve wanted.

Christmas morning and miraculously everyone’s up by 6 a.m.!

The colorful paper covering the floor like confetti, new toys making loud noises, excited children, and the exuberant smiles.

Another year of doing good so there’s no coal next year.

After Kissing You...

I stumbled to my seatbelt and put on my car

… after kissing you.

I sat in my book and read a great chair

… after kissing you.

I laid on the sky, gazing at the ground

… after kissing you.

I ate a Coke and drank a pizza

… after kissing you.

I went the Pineapple and got me some stores

… after kissing you.

I dialed the phone and talked on your number

… after kissing you.

I took a teeth and brushed my shower, I said my bed and hopped into prayers, I said asleep and fell fast goodnight

… after kissing you.

Bear

Hiking

Hiking

After a long and stressful day,

I go out to the forest and hike up the twisted hills.

You feel invincible as if these hills were to be Mount Everest.

You get to the top and you can see all parts of the earth.