JOKE OF THE DAY

* So I was walking out of the store the other day and there was a guy with a coat hanger in his window and I asked the stupid question "did you lock your keys in your car" and the man said "No, just washed it and going to hang it up to dry."                                                                                                 Bill Engvall

* So I was driving down the road the other day and all of this smoke startes to coming out from under my hood of my car. So I pull over to the side of the road and this guy pulls up next to me and asked the stupid question "did your car break down" and I said to him "No, it wanted to have a cigarette break so I pulled over"    Bill Engvall

* A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"

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