| Where is Your Homework? | The Dog | New York City | Jaime and Jolene |
| Poetry | Ego Tripping | The Grass | Exit Only |
| Zorbing | Don't Step on a Bee Day | I Read a Good Bike | You're so Beautiful it's Hard to Believe |
Where is Your Homework?
Well I didn’t do it. See, I have a life outside of school. I will work when I’m here, but definitely not on my own time. You’re crazy.
On my way to school I was attacked by a crazy guy. He beat me up and took my homework. You just wouldn’t understand.
Remember? You told me I didn’t have to do it because I’m such a good student.
My homework is right here…but it’s not done.
No, the question is…Where is your homework?
There once was a dog, which ran through a bog
He jumped over a log, and next to a frog
Beside the water he began to bark
Because outside, it began to get dark
So the dog continued to woof and yelp
Until he sped home, without any help
Through the front door, the dog came tearing
Shouting he had been kidnapped by "Big, Bad Aaron"
A visit was paid to Aaron that night
Since he stole my dog, he should be ready to fight
The dog-napper never napped dogs again
All thanks to the dog’s owner, Mister Jor-dan
Way out eastern on the coast
The place in this world, I love the most
I know that it’s where I belong
Where the days are short and the nights are long
Close to where I was born and raised
An area of the world I should have spent more days
Busy, traffic filled, urban streets
Take your family there, it would be a treat
And after your first time to NYC
It will be your very favorite place to be
Roughly 20 years ago
South Dakota was the place
My dad had a fro
And put a smile on my mom’s face
My dad in a suit
My mom in a dress
My dad asked the question
My mom replied yes
Happy together
Never to part
Now they have a son
And he’s very smart
I like poems
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Don’t have to rhyme
Just have to flow
Fun and relaxing
Everything that comes to mind
Goes down on paper
Sophomore composition
The best class of all
I like poems
I can play guitar like Hendrix
Got A voice like Morrison
I run faster than the wind
I start riots harder than April 26
And Taught Emeril his culinary knowledge
My Taurus smokes past Nascar Racers
I’m smarter than Einstein himself
I play soccer like Ronaldinho
And I’ll be more successful than Bill Gates
I’m Jordan Mondragon
The green of the Earth
Carpeting this home
People and animals alike share the same carpet
The green carpet of the Earth
I was walking down the street
I saw a store
There were two doors
One read, "EXIT ONLY"
I entered that door that day
When I was walking down the street
And I strolled up to the store owner
And let him know he seriously underestimated that door
Rolling and spinning
Blue and Green is all I see
There’s three other zorbonauts
and then there’s me
Down the gentle slope
Five feet from the finish
I’m about to win when my zorb starts to diminish
Aaron set a booby trap and left no clues
Now I got a popped zorb and I’m about to lose
It’s the tenth of July
We’re out on a run
Me, Aaron, and the Jakes
Just want to have fun
Through the park we go
When out comes a bug
The Jakes yell, "NO!!"
Aaron slows to a lug
Then we realize, what Aaron has done
He had stepped on a bee, and over is the fun
Don’t Step on a Bee Day, is what it was
But now the Bee’s hurt, and lets out a last buzz
Me and the Jakes let out a sigh
And Aaron Carter began to cry
My favorite holiday down the drain
All because of that poor bee’s pain
I read a good bike…and rode my book
After playing some guitar
Tied my door.. and closed the shoes
Behind myself
After playing some guitar
Crossed the street with cars coming..
and stopped when it was clear..
Saw a walk, but kept on dogging
After playing some guitar
Got to my sleep and headed to house
Accomplished my mind, and bored out of a lot
Ready to start a new day
After playing guitar
You’re so Beautiful it’s Hard to Believe
She’s so beautiful she should be taught in school
To clarify the confusion of whom the most beautiful girl is
And it would definitely be a class
Who nobody could fall asleep in
And motivation not to drop out
It would be one of those classes you look forward to all day
And where you would volunteer to do extra credit
Just because you cared that much about the class