You’re sitting at Pizza Ranch eating you friend chicken when you notice one is oddly cold. Out pass a hippo wearing a trench coat and top hat from the darkness and offers you an adventure, you have nothing to do although your favorite episode of Invader Zim is on during the Invader Zim marathon all day. What do you do? Take the adventure  or Invader Zim it up in here.

When you arrive at the rainforest you are lost and you see an orange cucumber hanging from the grape vine.  It is a special kind of grape vine that is only found in the North African cheesy rainforest.  So you decide to go eat it and about 23.2 minutes later you start to see hockey players.  All of these hockey players look alike.  They are all wearing black, white, and yellow clothes with the name Jagr and the number 68. They all want you to play hockey with them.  But you want to eat more orange cucumbers. Do you play hockey with them or eat more orange cucumbers?

You chose to eat more orange cucumbers. But little did you know, these cucumbers were poisoned with moose oil.  This specialized moose oil came from Zambodia where the Cucumberian tribes live.  Mooses are a delicacy where they live so that is all they hunt.  They extract the oil from their gluteus maximums which is very deadly on mooses. So that is why it is so poisonous.  About three hours after you eat the first orange cucumber you died, I bet you wish you would have stayed home to watch Invader Zim. ( Jake)

As you go play hockey with the team called Jagr, they give you a uniform to match all of them. They begin to teach you some moves when a hockey puck comes sailing past your head. You duck just in time for the puck to miss your head. The puck hits one of your new team-mates named Alvin. Alvin got smoked straight in the teeth and had to go to the emergency room. The rest of the team thought that he was hurt worse than he really was so they offered you his spot on the team. The team won every game together after that.

So you’re lazy   and you choose not to go on the adventure. You are now sitting on the couch debating on whether or not to put more butter on your jiffy pop when the neighbors decide to randomly start renovating their house. With all the obsessive noise you desperately reach for the remote to turn up the Invader Zimm Marathon when you realize it’s on the top of the TV.  What do you do? Sit there miserable as you can’t hear the serenading sounds of the harmonious Invader Zimm. OR get up off the couch and grasp the remote to save the day from the appalling racket of the noisy neighbors.

Great! You decided to get up and get the remote! You then receive the remote and accidently turn on the weather station on in time to notice that there is in fact a tornado coming straight for you. You then make the desperate yet bold move to then sit back on the couch and finish your Invader Zimm marathon. The tornado then comes and sucks you into the gaping vortex in the sky and takes you to Antarctica where you have no communication with the outside world. You end up dying from a vicious penguin attack.

The End.

So you sit on the couch like a moron in your own self pity. You order pizzas and watch the Oprah Winfrey show for three months because you didn’t want to watch the incredibly life changing Invader Zimm marathon. The couch, thinking of its own self, finally decided to eat you and move to Australia to hunt the wild kangaroos. To bad you didn’t watch the Invader Zimm marathon. Now all your going to look forward to is bouncing around in a Doritos smelling couching as it chases down kangaroos.