
Me and Sonic the Hedgehog
I am just like Sonic the Hedgehog, especially on Thursdays. He is my hero. He is my idol. That is why I am just like him. Sometimes I go and hog all the hedges, just like him. Normally all of the people that own these hedges get mad at me though, so I only do it on Thursdays. That is when I am super sneaky, so sneaky that they don’t notice me. Normally I am pretty sneaky, but I am at my peak level of sneakiness on this certain day of the week, which is on Thursday. It takes a high level of sneakiness to sneak your way around all of the hedges to avoid the people that own them though. If the people that own the hedges see me, they will call the exterminator. He has a weapon that can take out all of the hedgehogs within 1.4 miles.